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The dog ate it. The sun got in my eyes. There's this curse, see. Yeah, I got a million of 'em and I'll bet you've heard them all. But maybe you haven't heard this one: I'm just a simple writer. The ways of the web frighten and confuse me... Oh, you've heard that one too, huh? Okay. Well, sorry about not having finished this page. But there are lots of other pages with lots of other pretty words on them for you to look at. What's one more page, in the grand scheme of things, right?
Look, here's what I'll do. If you're really torqued about not being able to read this page, email me and I'll send you the copy. Just because that's the kind of guy I am.
Or at least, that's the kind of guy I want you to think I am. |